Blessings of Old Age

Here are a few things that happen as a woman gets older:

• As you get older your leg hair hardly grows, so shaving is rare. 
• As you get older you can't see any leg hair because eyes are going bad; so you won't have to shave if you can't see it, or you can just shave by feeling if your leg is hairy ~ LOL!
• No one should get close enough to your legs to see it is hairy, and when you are this old no one wants to see your legs anyway.
• As your legs produce less hair, your face will compensate and grow more :(
• The older you get, the more clothes you should wear.  Your legs should be covered by long dresses or pants, so less need to shave them.  
• Make sure you wear some sort of half sleeves, a sweater or cover-up of some sort since arms start getting jiggly or like loose crinkly hanging sacks of skin.  Gross.